Van Damme Pimps WoW

It's official. Hollywood action superstar, Jean-Claude Van Damme, is a mage.

In the latest spout of World of Warcraft "What's your game?" adverts, Van Damme has done one in his native tounge.

His name is Jean-Claude Van Damme, and he... is a mage.

“My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme… and I am a mage.”

“Hand-to-hand combat for me: it's over!”

“Now I can cast powerful spells!”

“Just try messing with me… I’ll turn you into a sheep.”

“A sheep!”

“…Because we all are a bit like sheep, you know...”

“I am Jean-Claude Van Damme, I am a mage.

“And you?”

"What’s your game?"


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